Textual attractiveness

Verbiage used in a text conversation that is especially sassy. Including and not limited to double entendre.

It's all about textual attractiveness.

Textual attractiveness by Jimb000 September 1, 2009

Sneak Attack That 

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up

mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE

Sneak Attack That by J-Release-O November 15, 2009

zoology attack 

ordered attacks or forces using any type of animal; hense zoology.

zoology attack; the cop ordered the dogs to attack the robber.

zoology attack by ploomfriend April 8, 2010

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

Burritos Attack by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Seaweed Attack 

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

Seaweed Attack by Demonstrative Dodecagon May 16, 2011

Hard-Attack 

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

Hard-Attack by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

Hernia Attack 

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.

Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"

Hernia Attack by The black scary doll October 11, 2011