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Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.
girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”
Cold ham water by Jimster February 19, 2019

african flood water 

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it
“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible

bully nerd box water boy

Hudson, that lil bih from the bedhead readhead and steadhead
BULLYNERDWATERBIRDBOXBIRDBOYWHITESHITWATERSHITBEADHEADREDHEADSTEADHEADUGLY
AKA the ugly skinny creepy weirdo with no life
Yo your'e such a bully nerd box water boy.

Dirty nipple water

The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.
Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.

The Canada Water 

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
The Canada Water by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019

LA tap water 

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.
I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.
LA tap water by professor longdick December 26, 2019