Simp

anyone named ryland or anyone one with the last name hames. simps can also be spotted using gamertags such as Lil jazzie or deltus fetus. this is the most simpiest form of simps

that nigga jazzie a simp

by JazzieIsacertifiedsiml May 22, 2020

Simp

A person who does way too much for a person they like (flying across a country to meet them)

PewDiePie is not a simp or sive is a simp

by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020

Simp

Simp - a little bitch known as luke.

"Hey have you seen that luke guy"
"Yeah he's such a simp"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

simp

going over the top for your crush, like giving away you like them, over and over but not telling them.

are simping: man im gonna give my crush a 14 karat gold necklace and see if she likes me then.
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me

by ADumbGuyNamedDeez January 26, 2023

Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

Simp

A CS:GO player named Stranger.JPG

He usually bottom frags and is a MASSIVE SIMP

Yo that Simp on our team thinks he's the next KennyS, he's not

by beest June 16, 2020

Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022