Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.

Jared is a simp to Diana

by Kiplak April 13, 2020

Simp

Idubbz

I think it cool that my gf is doing a fans only im a simp

by Nxres April 8, 2020

Simp

Zamfi

You are such a Zamfi -Simp-

by Milmoi January 24, 2023

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

Simp

Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

Johnathan is a simp

by Djorp91q December 27, 2022

Simp

Connor

What’s an example of a simp?
Connor, he is literally the biggest simp

by Rangrang06 September 4, 2021

Simp

Squirrels in my pants. Phineas and Ferb season 1 episode 16

S to the I to the mp. She’s got squirrels in her pants. Simp

by BRMthe1 May 8, 2020