When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.
Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.
by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021
Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
by Wolf77 February 12, 2023
When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’
by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022
Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?
by Yaalis May 14, 2025
When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.
Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.
by GroundBadger November 15, 2021
Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
by tecopux June 03, 2022