meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!

by Crey November 14, 2013

Meat

Meat is a food which contains ham, turkey, beef, and more

Hello are you gonna have meat today

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.

"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."

by Milleroo February 15, 2025

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 28, 2015

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023