Meat Stretcher

A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.

1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.

2. A homosexual jerking off another male.

3. A male who masturbates.

“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor

by ISaidWutISaid December 25, 2023

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Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me

Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-

by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021

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meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”

by stackin2high January 23, 2025

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Meat-Bag

Gaming term used for a teammate whose main skill is to lure enemy forces out to better the team. One who doesn't have the best K/D spread, but is crucial in that he puts the need of the team in front of his own personal gain that normally results in death
-a sacrifice that benefits the team

"Don't worry guys, I will meat-bag to bring the other guys out from hiding."
"Alright guys.... This is it for me, my last ride... It is time to meat-bag for my bros"

by Steve813 March 14, 2015

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