skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.

Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.

by Smacca September 28, 2019

meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 1, 2019

Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

by AAustinMega October 2, 2019