when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama
by irisclaire January 4, 2008
Get the emperor's new groovemug. A place that wishes it was New York City. People from Upstate often get offended when people refer to New York City simply as "New York" because it makes them feel left out.
Everything north of New York's suburbs is Upstate New York. UPSTATE IS NOT 'EVERYTHING NORTH OF ALBANY' b/c New York is the capital of the world and nobody cares about upstate, face it already!!!
by Callahan June 11, 2006
Get the upstate new yorkmug. A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
Get the The New Adventures of Old Christinemug. by BGB September 10, 2003
Get the Bad News Bearsmug. by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004
Get the the new jersey monstermug. Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.
Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.
by I am tricky December 29, 2009
Get the New Year's Heavemug. An actual website is available on this neocon think tank's.... well i can only describe it as machiavellian plan explaining how United States hegemony is good for the entire world and how a 'new pearl harbor'(see 9/11) is needed to sell this blatantly Imperial plot cooked up great Americans as diverse as: Lewis Libby,Donald Rumsfeld,Richard Perle,Paul Wolfowitz,Dan Quayle,Jeb Bush.
So, in light of the past 5 years, i half to conclude the current administration may not being completely bang up truthful with us.
However, no amount of evidence will EVER persuade true believers the house of Bush is playing them like a Uklaly,Americans seem to be highly sensitive to ANY criticism, no matter how warranted and well intentioned,usually assuming it to be hate speech and jealousy, so i guess this doesn't really accomplish anything, but if the western media was half as informative and 'liberal' as it is reputed to be, this should've been plastered over every newspaper across the country that isn't 'the weekly standard'or 'Wall st. Journal' BEFORE invading Iraq so the public could make its own minds up regarding the legitamacy of the president's claims of WMDs indstead of being scared shitless into docility.
So, in light of the past 5 years, i half to conclude the current administration may not being completely bang up truthful with us.
However, no amount of evidence will EVER persuade true believers the house of Bush is playing them like a Uklaly,Americans seem to be highly sensitive to ANY criticism, no matter how warranted and well intentioned,usually assuming it to be hate speech and jealousy, so i guess this doesn't really accomplish anything, but if the western media was half as informative and 'liberal' as it is reputed to be, this should've been plastered over every newspaper across the country that isn't 'the weekly standard'or 'Wall st. Journal' BEFORE invading Iraq so the public could make its own minds up regarding the legitamacy of the president's claims of WMDs indstead of being scared shitless into docility.
ladies and gentlemen, i give you
the 'war on terror', just a smokescreen for a bunch of disgusting neocons with too much time & money on their hands so they watch James Bond movies and take notes. give a hand to the PNAC!
'Project for The New American Century is an anctual think tank, has website you can look up-"
"oh your a conspiracy Nut! You hate the right! You want the terrorists to win! Why do you hate America So!?"
the 'war on terror', just a smokescreen for a bunch of disgusting neocons with too much time & money on their hands so they watch James Bond movies and take notes. give a hand to the PNAC!
'Project for The New American Century is an anctual think tank, has website you can look up-"
"oh your a conspiracy Nut! You hate the right! You want the terrorists to win! Why do you hate America So!?"
by Worldwide suicide November 2, 2006
Get the project for the new american centurymug.