An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex.
Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid. I'd fuck that chick over there, but she's got an ass leg.
Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.
Dude2: Yeah, well you're mom's got an ass leg too, but that didn't stop your dad. How did he ever find youre mom's pussy anyway? Her ass leg would've thrown me off while hunting for her snatch.
by EatMyJunk April 27, 2009
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While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.
by greg September 30, 2003
Get the crap ass mug.The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol
by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008
Get the ass slapping mug.A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.
by John Milanese June 11, 2006
Get the ass bandit mug.An actual song by DJ. Assault.
This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.
What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.
This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.
What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.
Mack: This song is the Shit!
John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?
Mack: Ass and Titties man!
John: Is it good?
Mack: Yeah!
John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?
Mack: Ass and Titties man!
John: Is it good?
Mack: Yeah!
by Fruityogos October 9, 2010
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Get the ass agent mug.A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.
Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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