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Awkward Moments Coffee 

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.
You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.
Awkward Moments Coffee by Fun1k November 28, 2011

canadian heritage moments 

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

momento VTR 

Cuando tienes el puto vtr y se te corta el internet en medio de algo
Weon, tuve un momento vtr.
momento VTR by ArrozChino September 1, 2020

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments
Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

El hermano momentum 

The spanish translation of "a bruh moment". An instance of Jeff letting the world know of his name or an epic "what are those" beings expressed. Now that's an el hermano momentum. BRUH!
Epic dudes: WHAT ARE THOSE!!!
Everyone: BRUH!!
Me: Now this, this is an el hermano momentum. BRUH!!
El hermano momentum by Alians0108 January 11, 2019

Memento High 

The state of being so high that one's short-term memory is unable to function, referring to the condition of the main character in the film Memento. This condition can lead one to write notes or write on their body to remember things like in Memento.
Stoner 1: Dude where are we?
Stoner 2: I don't know, I'm Memento High right now.
Stoner 1: Shit me too.
Stoner 2: Don't worry. I left myself notes.
Memento High by Patrick770 March 13, 2012