Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.

Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.

by Chuxk December 29, 2021

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025

kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.

mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

Brownie Kiss

An intimate moment with a partner in which one party has anal sex with the other until they're open enough to push a fart out, then you inhale the fart and blow it into their mouse via a kiss.

Hey brah wanna brownie kiss?

Heck yea man toats rad!

by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci March 26, 2025

Ladybug Kiss

Licking of the taint.

Joe: “Hey girl, wanna give me a ladybug kiss?”

by Jujubee23 October 12, 2019

From a Fist to a Kiss

When one person goes from can't standing the other person from the opposite sex to being in a relationship/situationship/marriage/etc.

J: Yo I must say you're right about Kelly! Never in my wildest dreams did I know we was gonna ever be fuck buddies

Ed: Man I been told you that. I peeps game lil homie. If she wasn't feelin u, she wouldn't kept coming to you in a 'fucked you're way, she'd be getting the Dick from someone else.

J: wow!

Ed: In my book, I say its From a Fist to a Kiss. In other words, y'all went from getting ready to kill one another to making love to one another.

by J91GMaine January 8, 2023

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022