Dick cloud

Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.

Well there is that damn dick cloud again

by Dextrit October 31, 2018

Electric Dick

Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

Ice dick

A state of being induced ;intoxicated on crystal meth while having sex . Rock hard penis state of Fuck ability .

I secretly love when a guy has ice dick , while fucking my brains out .

by Djrgp November 11, 2018

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019

Dick weeb

A name you call your friend when they say something dumb/ idiotic.

Leighanna:"I'm such a scholar wow"
Jillian:"You dick weeb you can't even multiply"

by Souljaboyswag January 15, 2019

Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018