the beans

The beans is equivalent to the tea.

Spill the beans/ spill the tea.

“Here’s the beans,”

“Did you hear what happened in Florida?

No omg beans?”

by Beerbrat May 16, 2019

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

Beans

Little tiny mushy potato looking things, usually in a can with some ooey gooey goodness.

John: Yo Jimmy lemme get some bEaNs.
Jimmy: No John, these are my BeAnS, go get your own.
John: *steals Jimmy's bEaNs and runs away*
Jimmy: Dang it man, John stole my BeAnS.

by Ꮆ卄ㄖ丂ㄒ September 27, 2022

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023

Bean

an absolute spaz also associated with the names diego and brad.

Diego and Brad are beans

by DiegoBean March 7, 2022

Beans

A tasty, succulents, juicy, hot, attractive, sexy, bushes baked beans

Uhhhh uhhhh harder bushes baked beans uhhhhhh

by A Weeb Slayer That Slays Weebs January 17, 2021

Bean

A cute, fun person who is very generous, used in a loving sense.
NOTE: if someone refers to you as a bean, it is not racist. Just means you are being nice and cute.

Aww. Dan is such a bean, he got me ice cream when I wasn't feeling well.

by picdem21 March 26, 2017