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boned and rolled

Having sexual intercourse with a woman on top and subsequently rolling her off once you've finished.
I met up with Mary last night, had her boned and rolled in five minutes and got the hell outta there.
by kennypowers90 November 29, 2013
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texas cinnamon roll

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.
"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"
by A niggah March 7, 2014
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California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!
by conky May 5, 2014
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The Drum Roll

When a woman farts in the seated position and the gas exits through the front instead of the back, becoming trapped in the frontal region. She then heads to the bathroom to shit and upon first push, produces a quif... The Drum Roll.
Harriet realized it was time to go when she let a short pre-shit rip out while sitting on the couch. She headed to the bathroom and upon sitting down gave a little push, and out came The Drum Roll before the big event.
by KSkrill September 6, 2014
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Let's Roll

To move.
Carter: Are you ready to go bae?

Nat: Let's roll!
by Mrs Greene December 3, 2015
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Slow your roll

Meta/u/(person1) and /u/(person2): Slow your roll

You two like to post a bunch of things about __________ from _______ and the like. While I personally don't enjoy the content, you aren't breaking any rules, so my qualms are irrelevant.
That being said, I do feel like there's a bit of an issue when I check /r/________ and I'm met with pages of posts by (/u/insert name here) or (/u/insert other name here), with occasional breaks to show a post by someone else. You guys are obviously new-ish to this subreddit, so I'll explain you a thing. /r/_________ has always operated with ____ posts, (other thing i.e dank memes), and other such (insert post type)posts. These are now being absolutely buried by the nigh hourly posted links to "neat _________"
Clearly I'm in the minority here when I say this, judging from the upvotes you guys suck from lurkers. Though perhaps you will listen to an important figure here. (Note how I pretend that being important means I post comments here sometimes and more than 10 people know I exist.) I'm not asking you to stop, It's nice to have more posts, I just don't want it blotting out the (post type(s)) posts. ________ brought me to the sub, the _______ made me stay. This is true for many of us here, even if such a statement seems alien to veteran Redditors outside of /r/______.
by trinkeMilch March 27, 2016
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Hot sausage roll

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"
by Holy mouley August 24, 2016
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