Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

by dixie8123 November 19, 2018

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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina

That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018

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Good Job DJ!

A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.

Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth

Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis

Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"

by EarlySpore November 30, 2018

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Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 3, 2018

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good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"

"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"

by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018

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Job is a great Dutch boy. He is the most sweet and cute boy you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Job, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He loves talking and deep conversations. Job always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. He also has a great humor and will make you laugh with the most random things

Wow look it’s a job, pretty cool site to see

by Yermanjimster December 9, 2018

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