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Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
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Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat
by Magsw13 February 13, 2019
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MAJOR ASSHOLE

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B
The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE
by Duckface01 August 17, 2019
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Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019
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barbed asshole

Example:
Yo this girl got a barbed asshole
by Parap93 September 19, 2019
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My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue
Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week
by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
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