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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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diabetes water

Any sugary beverage, such as regular soft drinks or fruit juice.
All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!
by ekolis January 14, 2021
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cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
by MrJuly October 12, 2011
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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
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Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022
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