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Urban Dictionary

I'm probably stealing this from the website (on accident) but anyway "DUDE! YOU'RE LOOKING ON THE WEBSITE DIDN'T YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION?! MY GOD ARE SOME PEOPLE STUPID THESE DAYS!" anyway calm down *breathes in and out* why the hell are you looking at this anyway? HUH!
Man 1:
"oh hey you should search ... this up on the Urban Dictionary it's funny as, nobody will stop being racist or sexist they'll always find away to be violent"
Man 2:
"ummm yeah sure thing as if i'm going to search RAPE! up on the Urban Dictionary why search something up when you've already done it yourself"?
Man 1:
*runs away in fear*.
by Furry Hitler June 10, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

a place for a bunch of asswipes to get together and come up with goofy definitions for goofy words
by Kennu Silvadhd November 26, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.
Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!
by D-2k() June 19, 2012
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What even anymore?
You can't even search the fucking letter A without getting some sex shit
"I didn't know that was possible during sex! The wonders of Urban Dictionary."
by The name's x. X, it's just x. January 23, 2020
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A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies
Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911
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Urban Dictionary

My most visited website.
"I was on Urban Dictionary from like 3 to 8 last night."
by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016
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