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Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".
Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.
by TH210 January 6, 2024
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John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”
Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.
by Michael Orville April 19, 2024
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john status

The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
by mcjenks May 8, 2014
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John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away
by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024
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John Dollard

John Dollard is a certified Bitch
by ToastyMan420 January 19, 2023
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John

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
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