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John Carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025
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John

Omg I didn't know you were a John!
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John

John is handsome
by Cess cube November 23, 2021
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John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
by applesaue September 20, 2025
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Dylan John Thomas

Emo guy with a afro
Glizzy: I’m going to see Dylan John Thomas
Kelly: oh the guy with a afro
by Huoljhjbb October 27, 2022
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john

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
John Has A HUGE cock.
by leethalwilson April 12, 2019
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John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work
by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017
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