Beans

The little bean-looking soft pads on the bottom of a cat/dog/etc paw.

Did you see her new kitten’s little pink beans? They’re so cute

by mandah0126 April 30, 2021

Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.

“Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality”

by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024

dead bean

Farther who's not involved in his child's life

The father of Emma is dead bean he's not involved in her life at all.

by Nabila Belkacemi November 14, 2016

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

Beans

Little tiny mushy potato looking things, usually in a can with some ooey gooey goodness.

John: Yo Jimmy lemme get some bEaNs.
Jimmy: No John, these are my BeAnS, go get your own.
John: *steals Jimmy's bEaNs and runs away*
Jimmy: Dang it man, John stole my BeAnS.

by Ꮆ卄ㄖ丂ㄒ September 27, 2022

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023