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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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Bean

Such a bean
by TheTrueBean March 29, 2020
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noice beans

Phrase used when something is really nice, but in an Australian kind of way.
Jim: “Last night was bloody insane mate. I banged your mom.”

Robert: “noice beans”
by MrMeeseekz February 24, 2023
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Beans

Beans is a term used in self-harm when you hit the third layer of your skin (Fat). This results into severe pain and possible uncontrollable bleeding. If you accidentally hit this layer seek medical attention if you can't stop the bleeding after some time.
"I hit beans and can't stop the bleeding"
"Go to the ER/ Urgent care you could have hit a vain"
by V1ZE December 19, 2024
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double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.
by GraphiteText January 27, 2019
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Bean

A slang term which describes the outermost part of the female vagina. Especially when the female is bent over in a doggystyle position, the vagina resembles the shape and contours of a bean.
There is nothing hotter than when a woman bends over naked and shows off her bean.

Billy: "I wish this lima bean turned into a female bean."
Zack:"Yeah, beans are great, except when they give me gas."
Billy: "Carl's Jr.?"
by greedy23 February 9, 2010
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