Elmer's Bitches

When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's

Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest

Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!

Elmer's bitch please!

by WordCover December 29, 2011

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Bitch-Conniption

A bitch having a conniption. Conniption meaning a display of bad temper or having a tantrum. Bitch goes ape shit. Slang terms can be used of the word "Bitchniption" "Bitch-Connips" ect.

Lindsay had a bitch-conniption last night and yelled and threw things out her window at some rude ass loud neighbors.

by QueenofDenile March 14, 2011

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Bitches & Cash

The good life. That which you should strive to achieve.

Hank Moody has Bitches & Cash. Living the good life. And plenty of drugs.

by thizle manizle & tim the pimp August 17, 2011

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Bitch Green

A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.

Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."

Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.

Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"

by FireFlower9179 November 23, 2011

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