Swamp Balls

When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.

-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.

by Nitti9 October 9, 2011

crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.

"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"

by cathlex May 27, 2009

Booze Balls

Drinking just enough alcohol to have a slight buzz, but then being cutoff from further alcohol consumption, and therefore being prevented from achieving full-on drunkenness. The alcohol equivalent of "blue balls."

Dude, I only had a few beers before they ran out, totally gave me booze balls.

by Angus_90 November 4, 2009

Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.

The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.

by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010

ball bagged

To get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
Origniated in Northern Ireland

"he was ball bagged the fuck last night"
"as were you. you got off with a guy"
"o dear. that is embarassing"

by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

razor balls

the burning of the nutsac after you shave your balls

i needa give a bum chunder to sooth my razon balls

by razor balls May 23, 2005

Ball Trick

1)When a male is having sex and he tries to put his testicals in too.
2)When a guy has one testical and uses it for others entertainment.

1)DUDE: "Man i was pulling Ball tricks on my girl and she flipped"
MAN: "Dude that sucks hey i have one ball Taa Daa!"

by WizzJay December 27, 2007