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burn one

Hey, sis! Burnone fer the kid here
by Tentacle August 28, 2003
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One and Done U

Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.
by DaveMeggett May 11, 2011
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one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce
"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."
by poops mcallister July 3, 2006
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Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.
"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."
by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008
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one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.
get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)
by miss t October 30, 2006
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one question lady

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. Her game involved a unique tactic where she asked a celebrity one question, then remained silent for the rest of the time until the celebrity walks away. The objective of her game was to predict how long the celebrity would wait. She was used many times in the duration of the series.
One question lady is a very odd woman.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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one pump orgasm

When a man is so good with chicks he gives the women an orgasm with one pump of his cock
Jack-what did us do with that slit last night
Bill-one pump orgasm
Jack-mad cunt
by Nooobzzzzz April 25, 2015
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