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Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on
Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
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joe's tits

''Have you seen Joe's tits?'' ''Yeah they're so very scrumptious and juicy I'd like to lick them.'' ''I bet they taste like beef.''
by ashyiro September 20, 2021
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Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
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bitch tits

by Bitchy women December 13, 2019
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Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.
I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky
by Klufsmash November 27, 2023
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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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tits

Girl: u wanna hang out?
Boy: tits...
Girl: excuse me?
by Livingmeme March 16, 2017
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