No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's

Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd

by sailorjjun June 18, 2020

Simp

A simp is a subservient or submissive male that will so anything to attract a female. Or anyone name's Tyler Oscar or pace

C: pace keeps talking to me even tho I friend zoned him
Ch: damn what a simp

by Bitch alien April 11, 2020

Simp

Thomas.

Thomas is a simp

by pigsrockella April 29, 2020

Simp

Jacob Bishop

That lads a simp

by Jatobi05 September 29, 2020

Simp

anyone named ryland or anyone one with the last name hames. simps can also be spotted using gamertags such as Lil jazzie or deltus fetus. this is the most simpiest form of simps

that nigga jazzie a simp

by JazzieIsacertifiedsiml May 22, 2020

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020