burn one

Make a malted milk

Hey, sis! Burnone fer the kid here

by Tentacle August 28, 2003

One eye cry

Crying not tears of sadness, but tears of joy from your penis.

Man, Tarnia’s camel toe gave me the one eye cry.

by Just-In-69 January 23, 2018

one pump orgasm

When a man is so good with chicks he gives the women an orgasm with one pump of his cock

Jack-what did us do with that slit last night
Bill-one pump orgasm
Jack-mad cunt

by Nooobzzzzz April 25, 2015

change one's panties

a term meaning you were extremely turned on. only girls can say this. ever. similar to creaming one's pants.

that guy was so fucking sexy, i had to change my panties.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

One and Done U

University of Kentucky

Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.

by DaveMeggett May 11, 2011

Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.

"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."

by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008