Simp

When a man will do anything for a women even when there is no prospect of pussy

Also known as Peter Lao

This guy is a simp

by Gewchi January 13, 2021

simp

obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.

“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”

by crackaintsofuckinwack April 16, 2020

simp

Welcome to the simp nation: Simp ≠ Friendzone

That one guy who is willing to do whatever they want to get the person they like's attention.
Hey, it's ok to simp.
You dropped this ¨👑¨ ...

Chad: damn this girl's so hot, i´d simp for her
Matt: *respects*

by doodimurmom May 23, 2020

simp

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

We've run a charity event to raise funds to buy Meghan Markle's simp a new pair of balls.

by gypsythief101 September 28, 2021

Simp

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

simp

a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.

They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16

A: Did you see that simp donate 5k to pokimane?
B: holy shit

by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021

simp

i am a simp for anime boiz (and gorls)

idk wot to put here but i am simp

by shezshezaweeb~ February 28, 2021