Hedgehog in my Tent

The sensation felt when nobbing a previously shaved minge with a few weeks growth.

Few things in life are more uncomfortable than a Hedgehog in my Tent.

Her bush was so prickly it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent, tomorrow night we're definitely Going to Barnsley.

The 3 week stubble on her Bearded Oyster left me so raw it was like having a Hedgehog in my Tent

by Dave Schloosh July 21, 2011

snap my overalls

When you are shocked to hear that something has occured that is made up of pure awesomeness.

Oshaundo exclaimed: "Well snap my overalls and pull me down" when his favorite chocolate lady came through the door.

Jebidiah suddenly snapped his overalls when he saw his first pig being born.

Sanderson went to Mexico and got to smack a pinata with a bat on his birthday so that he was full of joy and exclaimed: "snap my overalls and pull me down!"

by doublejointed6 August 20, 2011

Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.

Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."

by Boleynlady November 29, 2011

Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.

Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!

by LuKurse November 23, 2011

my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

My Red Person

Someone that has been by your side since the day you met them. Someone that’s always had your back in good times and bad. Someone that you love and love hard for. Someone that can’t be replaced no matter what. Someone you trust with your life. And seen you at your worst and best with no judgment. Your red person is very straight up so no sugar coating nun. You can be your full self around them. They are goofy, slow, smart, best driver. DEFINITELY A R.O.D.

Best friend: You are my red person bro.

Other best friend: your what?
Best friend: my red person

by Reaj July 14, 2023

illegals in my yard

illegals in my yard
illegals in my yard
throw them some pesos and they work so hard

foo: "yo what u listenen to"
bar: "illegals in my yard"
foo: "what the fuck"

by superduper8z July 27, 2023