John

John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.

"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"

by JustForFun! September 27, 2022

St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.

your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"

by That JOHN July 17, 2025

John Roblox Syndrome

John Roblox Syndrome or JRS, is a mental disorder were a person is addicted to watching Hentai or Rule 34, this disorder can also make you act like a gorilla, like OAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOOAO, and also this will make you a giant Simp which will make you more horny and have crushes on pixels in games, specifically Zero Two, and this disorder will make you play arsenal more, you will become of a weeb which will make you more addicted to watching anime, this disorder is very serious because theres no cure or treatment, the only way to get of this is to get over it.

Bill: man Im going to jerk off to pictures of zero two and feet pictures of Maid Commander
Man: oh no you have John Roblox Syndrome

by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber August 20, 2024

Papa John

A form of massive shit that makes you lean forward beyond your knees.

“Hold on boys, I need to take a papa John.” “ he’s just taking a papa John.” “Damn. The Papa John I just took hurt like a motherfucker.”

by Izaaks arsehole July 28, 2021