Jerry Dick

A surprisingly hung uncle or male family member.

I walked in on uncle Matt, and I cannot make eye contact with him after seeing his Jerry Dick.

by K-Dawg5000 December 18, 2010

Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

Dick Hopper

A female or male that goes from guy to guy for sexual pleasure, also known as going from dick to dick.

Yo bro! That girl looks like a dick hopper, she has a new boyfriend every week.

by DickHopper69 December 1, 2016

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

pussy-dicking

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022

Dick Debt

When a man goes in without a condom and lands himself in debt.

Hey did you hear that Josh Cuntfield landed himself in Dick Debt last night with the Blair Bitch Project? Man that is the 5th kid and it will will be the debt of him. Wear a condom.

by MartMart210 August 27, 2020

dick wall

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.

by thescinema December 1, 2011