loyal dick

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had

My man got that loyal dick girl.

by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

Inky-Dick

Someone who has stuck the inside of a ballpoint pen up their urethra

Person 1: “I hear Kevin became an inky-dick last night”
Person 2: “Wow what the fuck”

by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018

Doo dick

When a girl lets u do anal but she shits on ur dick giving u a doo dick

"Hell no! She gave me a doo dick, damn she shit on my dick!"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker

When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.

by Driving January 1, 2022

Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.

Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.

by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021