the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....
mom: clean your room.
me: your face should clean my room.
friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.
me: your face will clap you at skywars.
me: your face should clean my room.
friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.
me: your face will clap you at skywars.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020
My answer to everything
Bully: You're stupid
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*
Me: Your face is stupid
Bully: You're not worth my time
Me: Your face is not worth my time
Bully: That makes no sense whatsoever
Me: Your face makes no sense whatsoever
Bully: Shuts up*
by UltimateDoge November 06, 2022
by RustEater38389 December 11, 2022
A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!
A: (storms off) . . .
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!
A: (storms off) . . .
by SD_KARASU May 02, 2021
I'm the 1%.
Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
by Dickchocker69420 April 03, 2023
The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021