you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

by Marcy33 December 27, 2006

And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO

“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.

“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”

by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019

you don't know me!

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

by GANJAMAN February 11, 2005

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

you don't know me

i'm calling you out to fight me.

if i was arguing with someone nd i tell them you don' know me. i'm to fight you.

by evelena singleton March 24, 2005

What you gotta know

A turn of phrase originating in Rochester, NY.

1. owned

2. damn

3. what are you doing?

1. I just chrismerfee'd you for the third time this game What you gotta know!

2. ::Sees a hot chica walk by:: "What you gotta know!"

3. Its friday night, what you gotta know?!

by MGRAMM2 March 17, 2010