Wizard's Cum

Better than the bee's knees or the dog's bollocks by an order of magnitude.

Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing is, quite simply, the Wizard's Cum.

by Condog2 July 24, 2012

Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

by Perellio June 11, 2018

Sandwich Wizard

1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.

2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.

"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"

"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."

by SandwichWizard III April 25, 2009

Gramma Wizard

An ugly old (or young but old LOOKING) woman who resembles or has features or characteristics of a wizard.

Girl- Thats her MOM? She looks so old!
Friend- Yeah, shes a Gramma Wizard.

by glambert4life June 24, 2010

unicorn wizard

A ginger on the internet.

"That guy is such a unicorn wizard".

by AnonymousScrub67 October 25, 2014

Wintard

One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.

Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.

by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

wintarded

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.

Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!

by Bormon March 11, 2007