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Wisconsin whirlwind 

When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner
Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore
Wisconsin whirlwind by KingAten October 8, 2021

Wisconsin Jackhammer 

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin
Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.
I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

Wisconsin is sleep deprived 

You bet I am

Wisconsin Snow Blower 

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.
Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

Wisconsin Ranch Hand 

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.