windie 

Window, in a Northern Irish accent.

I'm gonna put yur windies th'oo!

windie by All High Homosexual November 7, 2007

wankies

the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico

" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"

wankies by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

winkle

"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.

E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.

winkle by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

Winnie the Pooh 

When a man is about to preform sexual acts he must only have a shirt leaving him nude at the waist and below

Girl: So my parents are home
Boy: Don't worry I'll just Winnie the Pooh when we're having sex

Winnie the Pooh by ThatGuy May 9, 2015

winker dinker 

Another word for a man's genitalia

You are such a winker dinker

winker dinker by Dangerous Dame July 29, 2014

Winking Jona 

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

Winking Jona by samxmonster May 20, 2016

winkerninker 

Referring to someone or something that is always wrong

This dish washer is always winkerninker

winkerninker by smilvyfla December 19, 2017