Reverse Beard

A male or female that is used by their heterosexual same sex friend to act as if they are dating in order to give the impression that the friend is homosexual.

When I got to San Francisco I needed to pick up a reverse beard to avoid being discriminated against.

by GoldenGateLove August 21, 2013

Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

by Tee Tee May 21, 2005

Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012

Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.

''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''

by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009

bearded clam

a wild and hairy vagina

Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

bearded dragon

Unshaven Asian Vagina

I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon

by Dain735 August 22, 2003

Ginger Beard

Having facial hair that is primarily red or ginger in color, despite not having red hair anywhere else on your body; Ginger beard is a common condition amongst men of beard-growing age.

Ex. My buddy Mike is doing No Shave November. I never knew he was a ginger beard!

by My cousin Mufasa December 4, 2010