Wiener

noun
An ambiguous, yet universal unit of measurement. pl. wiener

1) Sheldon: "Hey Andrew, how many hours of sleep did you get last night?!"
Andrew: "Eh, about 9 wiener..."

2) Andrew: "Hey Sheldon, What did you do last night?"
Sheldon: "I went running with Andrea."
Andrew: " Oh, how many miles did you run?"
Sheldon: " Eh, about 3 wiener...."

by Autotron January 2, 2009

Wiener

Your elbow. When you straighten your arm its the little flabby bit that you can pull down

Person 1- Can you scratch my elbow???
Person 2- umm ok...*scratches elbow*
Person 1- DONT TOUCH MY WIENER!!!

by snooki the original-not really November 19, 2010

Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.

Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

Ron White Wiener

When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!

Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!

Yeah!

by Otto Buhnn January 8, 2007

Wiener Mustache

Some guy putting his dong on some bitch's upper lip. Looks like a mustache made out of cold hard cock.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY WHORE! I'M GUNNA WAIT TILL YOU FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, AND I'M GUNNA GIVE YOU A WIENER MUSTACHE. THEN I'M GUNNA GUT YA LIKE A FISH AND RAPE THE CORPSE! BITCH!

by Butthole Brigade January 13, 2009

Wiener Face

1. A boy who is ugly.
2.A girl who is currently lebian or bi.

1. Andy, ur a wiener face, u ugly wiener face!
2.Mandy is a wiener face, she kisses girls.

by DJ ugly fugly March 17, 2009

The Lazy Wiener

When two ladies scissor with a man's penis in between their vaginas.

"So how'd the three-some go?"

"Oh, great. They gave the Lazy Wiener."

by The Noosch August 21, 2009