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That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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Put weight on the bean

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.
by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016
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Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.
I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.
by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025
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Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u
1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish
by Clara October 13, 2018
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Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine
“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”
by ashergr May 13, 2022
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dusty weights

The weights that only beasts use to pump iron.
Yo dog, I went big….lifting the dusty weights. Gainz for days
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Gaining Weight Shaming

Shaming People For Gaining Weight.
Eww you gaining weight girl!

That’s gaining weight shaming girl!
by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022
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