Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh December 08, 2015

security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone

Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating

by Gustilo April 12, 2014

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 25, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is such a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 25, 2023

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 04, 2022

weight liftyish

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.

"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."

by puerthairican March 21, 2016

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 19, 2010