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Showing signs of bad luck on anything you touch because you never get good rng.
Seqn3 never gets good wisps on Der Eisendrache, so unlucky man!
Unlucky by lPenguine September 25, 2025

Unlucky Strike

When you drop your smokes in a co-workers toolbox but he can throw a punch 3x harder than you so you're scared to ask for them back.
Man, I had a pack of butts but I dropped it in pop eye the sailor mans tools, dude used to hit punching bags so hard for fun it scared everyone in the building so I may just write those off. What an unlucky strike.
Unlucky Strike by pizzaknockout December 21, 2025

91_unfckwitable 

the sweetest person of stan twitter. a little too sweet tbh. you easily get addicted to her.
Friend: you seem really happy, what happened?
Me: oh nothing, i just talked to 91_unfckwitable
91_unfckwitable by valuna February 2, 2021

91_unfckwitable 

The best person on stan twitter. You will not regret becoming friends with her. she always takes care of others and makes them feel better.
Friend : you seem really happy. What happened?
Me: nothing, i just finished taking to 91_unfckwitable
91_unfckwitable by valuna February 3, 2021

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"
"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.
Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.