When you drop your smokes in a co-workers toolbox but he can throw a punch 3x harder than you so you're scared to ask for them back.
Man, I had a pack of butts but I dropped it in pop eye the sailor mans tools, dude used to hit punching bags so hard for fun it scared everyone in the building so I may just write those off. What an unlucky strike.
The EVILFortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"