Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

by Vin1967 March 20, 2006

Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatberry

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

by L. S May 19, 2008

Twange

Slang for a twenty dollar bill

I asked Cam to lend me a twange so I could see the movie.

by UtahSass April 20, 2016

chav [twat]

a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.

You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck

by Chavhunter January 5, 2005

Twangle

The weird feeling you get when you are expecting to experience a certain thing, but experience something else instead.
For example.. when you take a drink, and you expect it to be milk but it turns out to be apple juice.
Or.. when you are climbing stairs, and you expect there to be one more step than there actually is.

I had a twangle when I sat down there, the seat was much lower than I thought it was going to be!

by Kirsty and Nog January 11, 2011

Twatgoblin

A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.

"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"

by Spax February 23, 2006