Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.

Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.

by eljae83 November 21, 2016

Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.

Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!

by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022