A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
Get the river turdingmug. When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
Get the turd burgmug. 1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
by Marc April 1, 2004
Get the turd blossommug. A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.
by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022
Get the Fuzz Turdmug. A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
by Phatea October 22, 2018
Get the howell turdmug. The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.
Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!
by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012
Get the Turd Saucemug. A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010
Get the Turd Rubbermug.