by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022
Get the Amber Turd mug.When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
Get the turd burg mug.1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
by Marc April 1, 2004
Get the turd blossom mug.A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.
by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022
Get the Fuzz Turd mug.When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.
by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020
Get the Turd Fart mug."Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017
Get the turd burglary mug.by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017
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