by australian correspondant December 10, 2006
Get the Turd Willy mug.When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
Get the turd burg mug.1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
by Marc April 1, 2004
Get the turd blossom mug.An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
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Get the turd birth mug.A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
by youloveit423 June 21, 2012
Get the Flaming Turd mug.A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
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