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Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.
oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex
by australian correspondant December 10, 2006
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turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.
"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"
by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
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turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
by Marc April 1, 2004
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turd hound

An otherwise known smart dog breed, but this particular one is embarrassingly dumb. Eats feces and rocks. Often can be heard barking at nothing. May also be a normally beautiful breed of dog, but has ugly aesthetic features such as; wire coat, beard, Grinch-like feet.
Jim's dog is a Border Collie mixed with turd hound, pretty sure I saw him hunting for a shit snack in the yard this morning.
by eljae83 November 21, 2016
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turd birth

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.
by lawatson5 February 22, 2011
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Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!
by youloveit423 June 21, 2012
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Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
by Vern_O February 22, 2009
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