tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

tube top

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006

Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007

nube tube

someone who is a crap shot on call of duty 4 or 5 and so instead resorts to firing a grenede from there gun at anything that moves getting numerous unsatifing kills and thinking they are good playes. death to all nube tubers

i get had by nube tube all the time. i want to kill them all (not in the game either)

by addy17baddyuk March 9, 2009