tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 9, 2010

Prairie Teeth

1. Widely spaced teeth;
2. A person with few teeth;

From the concept of wide open spaces.

1. He smiled revealing his yellow prairie teeth.
2. I saw old "Praire Teeth" Smith leering at me.

by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.

I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.

by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011

Castle Teeth

When someones teeth resemble castle turrets.

Yo Dirk, you see Shannon's teeth? Heh. Shit is all fucked up, she got those little Castle Teeth, and her booty look like its wearing a diaper.

by hotgoblin October 3, 2013

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 8, 2014

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 March 31, 2015